Plumb-Bobbing The Future: 2011 Resolutions

Each year about this time I begin the tedious task of trying to determine what areas of my life need some work. Except each year the list seems to get longer and longer… and I have no idea why, other than the fact that each year I seem to spend more and more time in the remote village of Slothville. Just ask my wife, who has all but given up on the age-old honey-do concept. I have no idea why she keeps me around… it sure as hell ain’t for the money, and she could easily get more sexual gratification humping a dining room chair. But we’ve been together for 21 years, and I guess the fear of change tends to conquer all of us at one point or another, luckily for me.

But that’s just it, I guess… change. Change isn’t easy. I realized that this season when I decided to work on my golf swing, which ultimately came down to me changing the way I’d gripped a golf club ever since I took up the game some 20 years ago. I’ll tell you that of all the hurdles I’ve faced throughout the years of playing this silly game, nothing was more challenging this season than coming to grips with a new grip itself. And sadly – you quickly realize that you can’t yell “fore!” quickly enough if you get a surprise visit from Madame Hoselle. That tends to facilitate even more change, of the terrifying kind at that.

Or how about changing golf equipment? That’s also a catch-22. For three weeks you can’t miss with a new driver – the harder you swing the straighter and further it goes. But come the fourth week – that honeymoon is shot. You eventually go back to old faithful, vowing that you’ll never leave her again. At least not until you’ve successfully taken a $100 hit ebaying the latest mistress. And it’s at that point that we remind ourselves that change isn’t always a good thing.

But sometimes it can be, if you’re willing to learn from it.

My golf resolutions never change… I want to enjoy the game more than I did the year prior. If part of that comes as a result of a longer, straighter tee ball or a lower handicap, all the better. But I’m beyond the days of foolishly believing that my skill with a golf club in my hands defines who I am or what I’m about. Not that I don’t take the game seriously, but rather I’ve learned how seriously to take the game. I still enjoying competing, and I guess that part of me will never change. And for that reason I endure an occasional off-season to try to improve. But the reality is that while golf has changed my life for the better, it’s also found itself on the proper rung on the ladder of life’s priorities.

Outside of golf? I’m seeking big change. As in going from a 42 to a 36. I need to take the necessary steps to remove myself from the ranks of the clinically obese. Besides being better to me – I also want to be a better friend to my friends, a better husband to my wife, and a better father to my children.

My friends, if I can find the resolve to do those things next season – it will be the best year of my life. ; )

Happy New Year!

 

 

 

 

USGA Executive Director David B. Fay to Retire

I’ve been at odds with the USGA this season because of the groove rule change, well that and all the times I found my ball in a divot in the middle of the fairway after a good tee shot…. but Fay deserves credit for getting the US Open back onto public venues, as well as his push to get golf into the Olympics. It was also nice having him on the various telecasts to help explain some of the rulings that would come about as well, helping educate the viewers.

Enjoy your retirement, Mr. Fay.

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Not Close Enough: Gillette Drops Woods for Good

Well, not really news, but then again yet one more reminder for Tiger that 2010 can’t end soon enough. Gillette made the official announcement earlier this evening that Woods will not be a part of any future endorsement deals for the company.

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PGA Tour’s Worst of 2010, Christmas Edition

Season’s Greetings! 2010 provided us with some memorable moments, not all of which were memorable for the right reasons. I’ve gone through my list and narrowed those down to 5, the ones that stood out most anyway. I feel compelled to add that I left off Dustin Johnson’s bunker gaffe in the final round of the PGA Championship because frankly – he made chicken salad out of chickenshit with the way he handled it.

 

5 – Rookie’s Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire…

You’re a flashy, confident 21 yr-old rookie on the PGA Tour who’s already drawn impressive comparisons of former world-class champions that came long before you. This might be your first year on the big stage, but it’s not your first rodeo in competitive golf, as you have the amateur career to prove it. Your style is bold, with sporty, colorful attire that compliments the way you play the game – fearless and assertive. And with just a tad over 6 weeks into your professional playing career, you find yourself on the verge of potentially winning your first professional event.

Rickie Fowler could have easily gotten home in two on the short par5 15th that Sunday at the Waste Management Phoenix Open. A flush 4iron would’ve been more than enough. If he could somehow make a putt – he takes the lead with a few birdie holes still remaining. If he two-putts, he’s tied for the lead with a tap-in birdie. But that’s not how it played out that afternoon. Instead, Fowler went against his typical playing style and nudged an iron to within 90 yards of the green, taking the safe route. From there he nipped his wedge approach too softly, leaving himself a considerably longer putt for birdie than he would’ve liked. Fowler would miss, making par… and would fail to make a single birdie on the last three holes coming in to finish alone in 2nd place, just one shot back of Hunter Mahan, the eventual winner.

Afterward Fowler talked about his decision to lay up on the 15th. “I was a little farther out than I would have liked to have been to go for it. You know, I told them, obviously if I was a couple back in that position and feeling that I needed to make a few birdies coming in, I would have gone for it. But being that I was at the time, I think, just one back, putting a wedge in my hand from 80 yards, a lot of times I do make birdie there. I played 16 well all week. I had a look at birdie there. With 17 being a short hole, there’s a birdie chance. So I felt that instead of bringing trouble into play, in a way which a lot of times I don’t play, I took the safe route, easy lay-up, and like I said, I had an easy wedge shot with soft greens. I just hit it a little soft.”

Rickie Fowler had a great rookie season, yet a win at the Phoenix Open would’ve made it even greater. But as it would turn out – that tournament was the closest that Fowler would come to winning in his rookie season. Some people quickly came to his defense afterward and stated the obvious – if a player doesn’t feel comfortable with a shot, the player shouldn’t play the shot. Fair enough. But I’ll also say that that’s why people have enjoyed watching Phil Mickelson and Tiger Woods play golf over the years… they take advantage of good situations and they capitalize on them. The don’t bank on someone folding and handing the trophy to them on a platter.

4 – While Visions of Van de Velde Danced in his Head…

Robert Garrigus could have used a wedge and a putter on the final hole of the St. Jude Classic back in June and he still would’ve easily won the first tournament of his career. As he stood on the 18th tee, only 453 yards and a clear mind remained in his final lap to victory. But it ended up being the longest 453 yards of his life.

The 18th hole at TPC Southwind is by no means an easy finishing hole. It’s a dog-leg left with plenty of trouble from beginning to end. But it’s not an unfair hole. It’s not like you automatically give par away even if you miss the fairway. But the one place you can’t hit the ball and still make par is into the water hazard down the left, which is precisely where Garrigus hooked his tee shot. He took his drop, now he’s hitting 3. Now it’s worth noting that Garrigus says that at this point he thought his lead was only 2 shots, not 3…. and ultimately that tidbit of crucial misinformation ultimately impacted his strategy from that point forward. Regardless, most players never would’ve considered trying to pull off a 30-yard hook around the trees to go for the green from more than 200 yards away. Especially from a curious lie. Especially knowing that he could, worse case scenario in his own mind, lay up with a short iron, wedge the ball onto the green, and at least have a 2putt to make a playoff. Or better yet think that he’s in a playoff, but look up to see that he actually had a 3-shot lead and is still the winner. But at that very moment – Garrigus wasn’t thinking in terms of bogey or double bogey. He wasn’t thinking, period.

He pulled out a mid-iron and attempted to hit this 30-yard bender. Except it somehow found the trees on the other side of the lake anyway. His ball stayed out of the hazard, but he had no other choice but to hit his 4th shot back over the hazard and into the fairway. He found the green with his 5th shot, but would 2putt for a triple bogey. Three stroke advantage gone, he would lose in the first playoff hole by making bogey – the score he wish he had made on the very same hole just 15 minutes earlier.

To his credit, Garrigus wouldn’t give up and finally got his first PGA Tour win in the final event of the season at the Children’s Miracle Network Classic… but it should have been his 2nd.

3 – While Mortals Weep, The Euros Keep The Ryder Cup on Their Side…

I’ve made no bones about defending Hunter Mahan after what happened at the Ryder Cup this fall. It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy, and there was no point raking him over the coals. But that doesn’t remove the fact that it happened, and the degree of difficulty involved didn’t make it any easier to leave off of my list – he could have gotten the ball on the green with his hat. I still feel badly for him, but there’s no way around it – it was unfortunate/awful. You pick the term you feel most comfortable with.

2 –  A Ball, A Ball, Heading to the Right with a Tail as Big as a Kite….

Prior to this season, Tiger Woods wasn’t accustomed to having to hit 3wood approach shots into par4 greens. But that would all change on the 7th tee in the first round of the Players Championship earlier this year. The rust on his game was never more apparent, as Tiger’s swing was so steep that he nearly impacted the teed-up ball on top of the crown of the club head. Word is still out about whether or not he got the idiot mark buffed out of the finish, but the result was a lazy pop fly that failed to break 200 yards, barely making the fairway on the short par4.

Woods might have saved par on the hole despite playing it like a total weekend hacker, but it was by far one of the ugliest swings on tour this season.

1 – And if you ever saw him, you would even say he choked…

Choking comes in many forms, and it’s not always the result of a bad swing. Sometimes it’s the result of a bad decision. Such was the case on the final playoff hole in the PGA Championship, as Bubba Watson’s tee shot found the thick rough to the right of the fairway. Martin Kaymer had found the same thick rough right of the fairway as well, but quickly realized that his only play would be to lay up his second shot short of the hazard that fronted the par4 18th green. He wedged the ball out, leaving himself nearly 180 yards to the green for his third shot. All eyes were on Bubba, whose tee ball left him 206 yards from the green. But his ball was half buried in the deep rough, with the ball slightly below his feet. Watson could have easily wedged his ball up to within 100 yards of the green, not only taking the hazard out of play but also giving himself a significant advantage. But Bubba decided to risk it all by going at the green, and watched helplessly as the muffled lie prevented the ball from even remotely clearing the water hazard. Bubba would go on to make a double-bogey 6 on the hole, while Martin Kaymer safely found the green from 180 yards away and 2-putted for the PGA Championship title.

As Watson addressed the media immediately following his playoff loss, he quickly set the tone about his decision to go for the green on his second shot that cost him the tournament. “Before you ask, if I had it to do over again, I would hit it every day.  I play to win a golf tournament.  I don’t play to lay up and hopefully make a par and tie or win.  And I went for the win, and I’d do it over again, just like I did earlier in the day, I went for the win on 17 and 18 and just hit bad shots.” Earlier I commented on Rickie Fowler’s decision to lay up on the par5 15th at the Phoenix Open, and it’s going to sound contradictory in this instance. But here’s where I draw the definitive line between the decision to play aggressive or to play the safe shot: Smart aggressive is good. A clean lie in the middle of the fairway in a non-major event is not even remotely similar to a horrible lie in the rough from 206 yards to the green in a major championship, especially if you already have an advantage, and especially if bogey might be good enough to win. Fowler didn’t play to win. And judging by the lie and the distance to the green on Watson’s second shot, neither did he.

No More Golf Channel for DirecTV Viewers?

I was surfing the channels a few nights ago and I thought to myself, “How can one have nearly 200 channels yet not find anything remotely interesting to watch…”

With absolutely nothing on that evening, I did what most golfers do: I resigned myself to watch a rerun of some sort on the Golf Channel. Not that I want to watch Big Break Mesquite for like the 3rd time, or Hank Haney trying to somehow get Ray Romano an exemption on the Nationwide Tour for breaking 80…. but maybe if I’m lucky I might get to watch the 2004 segment of Luke Donald on Playing Lessons With the Pros for like the 5th time.

So I ran down my favorites list, found the Golf Channel, and clicked “enter.”

I didn’t find players trying to break out panes of glass on Big Break Mesquite. Hank Haney wasn’t screaming at Ray Romano and telling him that he didn’t need to know why his backswing felt so goofy. Luke Donald wasn’t decked out in decade-old golf apparel talking about the biggest pitfalls that he sees each week playing with his pro-am playing partners. Nope, nothing like that.

Instead, I see a band of rogue surfers turned bank robbers making Gary Busey’s life a living hell. Are you kidding me? Who’s in charge of programming now, Adam Scott? Get the hell out…. You mean to tell me that I’m now resigned to watching C-grade movies like Point Break, movies that have absolutely nothing to do with golf on a channel that’s supposedly dedicated solely to golf? Who in hell’s bells came up with this ingenious idea!

You think that maybe this type of BS is why the Golf Channel’s ratings back in November ranked 80th out of 88 major television networks for the month? And they’ve got the audacity to wonder why DirecTV isn’t eager to come to the table to work out a deal for 2011….

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Seriously, did Lee Westwood Say That???

Far be it from me to simply assume that whatever is being reported in the news is fact. Especially when it pertains to the British Press, who basically wrote the book on how to take comments 30 miles out of context.

Nevertheless, the article is alleging that Westwood feels that being the top player in the World Rankings is more important than winning a major. So either the press is doing what the press does best, or Lee is letting this world ranking thing go to his head.

Personally, I think the guy is much smarter than that.

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We can most likely add CNN to Tiger’s Shun List

It’s like eating a bad plate of Mexican food… just when you think that it’s safe to come out of the bathroom, your undies beg you to reconsider.

Tiger Woods’ personal life has been the biggest story of the year, not just in golf but all of sports. It’s been covered at nearly every possible angle, except one: his family. Or maybe it would be more apt to say his “estranged” family? Earl Woods Jr. says that he’s not spoken with his brother since their father’s death, despite making repeated efforts to reach him. Interesting….

HERE is a small sampling of the special that CNN will air Saturday night at 10:00 p.m. EST, and will re-air Sunday night at 10:30 p.m. It’s called Downfall: The Tiger Woods Story.

This Week’s PGA Tour News Items

It’s been a slow golf news week, folks. Doing my best here to make something out of nothing…

So how exactly does one “Tweet” his way back on tour?

Some people have absolutely no shame…. as if a $100 million lawsuit that included a children’s charity wasn’t a clue? Apparently a John Daly fan has opened an account on Twitter in an attempt to start a “Grass Roots” movement to impress upon the the tournament sponsors next season of the need to have Daly in the field.  STORY

I’ve got two responses to that: (1) Grass Roots of the Cannabis type, maybe. (2) When a player has come to rely on the social media to maintain his career, he is no longer a player. He’s an opportunist.

Live rodeo coverage would be better…

So much for The Golf Channel being serious about sprucing up their coverage. TGC just announced that beginning January 3rd, they will be airing a new morning segment called “Morning Drive” that will not only focus on golf, but weather reports and other non-golf news items happening across the nation as well. Erik Kuselias and Gary Williams will be hosting the show for the 20 or so viewers who can’t find the remote to change the channel.  ARTICLE

When they ask you to captain it, that usually means you’re no longer good enough to play in it…

Rumors earlier in the year about Davis Love III being the US Ryder Cup Captain in 2012 might soon be a rumor no longer. The Golf Channel is reporting that a source close to the situation has confirmed that DL3 will be the guy leading the American charge to reclaim the Cup in the next event. The media in the UK also reported on Thursday that Jose Maria Olazabal will likely be the Captain on the European side.  ARTICLE

From the “I’ve got another one in the oven” files…

Apparently Annika Sorenstam isn’t spending EVERY ounce of her time in her golf course design business. News broke earlier this week that Sorenstam and her husband are expecting their second child early next summer. Congrats to them both!  STORY

Weir’s caddie resigns, will loop for Sean O’Hair in 2011

“I know that (Little) has to look after his family, and my situation, while I remain confident, is certainly not all that stable at the moment. He’ll be great with Sean and I predict big things for them next year.”  – Mike Weir commenting on his caddy’s decision to work with Sean O’Hair next season.

Mike Weir has always been on my “likable player” radar, and here’s just one more example of why. I’m guessing that he wasn’t expecting his caddie of 12 seasons to end their partnership and move on, but he understands the situation and holds no grudges. I hope Mike fully recovers from his injury and regains the form to be one of the top players on tour again. Best wishes in 2011, Mike.     STORY

Els, Goosen not impressed with course conditions at SA Open

Ernie, Retief…. here, let me throw you both some cheese.

I don’t doubt that the course conditions there vary greatly this week from the typical perfectly-manicured surfaces you guys play most weeks elsewhere. But if you have a complaint, do the respectful thing and keep it in-house. It’s not like you guys had to shell out $100 to play on aerated greens. I don’t blame you for being disappointed, I just don’t see the comments being made openly serving much of a purpose. ARTICLE

Camilo Villegas’ caddie heading to Nationwide Tour

You might recall earlier last month when I posted a blog about Camilo’s caddie (Brett Waldman) giving Q-school a shot. He ended up doing better than just giving it a shot…. he made it all the way to the final stage. Waldman didn’t play quite well enough to earn his PGA Tour card, but he did earn a spot on the Nationwide Tour. And that’s where he will be next season, as Camilo finds himself looking for another looper. ARTICLE


Lefty’s Right-Hand Man

Nice article here from Golf Magazine Online about Jim Mackay, better known as “Bones” to all of us near and dear to Phil Mickelson. There have been some great player-caddie partnerships throughout the history of the game, but few have been as popular, or successful for that matter, than Bones and Lefty.

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